<?php
//if ($REMOTE_ADDR == '203.59.10.5', $REMOTE_ADDR)  { exit; }

print	 "<html>\n<head>\n<title>juan's webtoys</title>\n</head>"
	."<body bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" text=\"#666666\" link=\"#6666FF\" vlink=\"#333333\" alink=\"#333333\">\n"
	."<font size=\"+3\">toy chest</font><br><br>\n"
	."<small>\n"
	."local:<br>\n"
	."<a href=\"galaxy/\">Nate Oostendorp's Word Galaxy Generator</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"hamilton/\">Panoramic Slots of Hamilton Canada</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"hst/\">Hunter S. Thomspon Insult Generator</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"quotes/\">Quote Server</a> <b>*still under construction*</b><br>\n"
        ."<a href=\"665/\" target=\"_new\">Random Humour Extracted from sixsixfive.com</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"girlotron/\">Girlotron's Quotamatron</a> <b>*php remake of <a href=\"http://au.geocities.com/mostlyabsent/index.html\">this</a>*</b><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"gorf/\">Remember the old coin-op Gorf?</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"ralph/\">Behold the Ralph Wiggumism Generat0r!</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"preciousroy/\">He's Precious Roy, we're just a bunch of Suckers!</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"moe/\">Moe Syzslak : underappreciated comic genius!</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"ninjacam.php\">ninjacam random image plucker</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"photojournal.php\">photojournal random image plucker</a><br>\n"
	."<br>remote:<br>\n"
	."<a href=\"http://www.subvoyant.com/lottiedottie/\">lottie dottie</a><br>\n"
	."<a href=\"http://www.subvoyant.com/shock/\">3 year old abandoned Shockwave Playground</a> "
	."<b>*</b> prolly busted<br>\n"
	."</small>\n"
	."</body>\n</html>";
exit;
?>
